According to a recent press release from the Vermin Supreme campaign, the Donald Trump campaign justifies its excessive violence in the federal court case 1:18-cv-00931-LM Webber v Deck with New Hampshire laws RSA 106-f:4, XIII and RSA 627:5, III. Together, these laws allow the private security of any presidential candidate to use “deadly force when he reasonably believes it to be necessary.”

According to the book, I Pony, Vermin Supreme states clearly that he would be entirely justified in committing mass murder of Americans to make his “free pony” promise mathematically possible. He has also stated his intention to faithfully execute all Americans. Surely a politician keeping his promises is something his security would reasonably believe to be necessary.

If elected, I will faithfully execute all Americans

Vermin Supreme

Vermin Supreme has announced plans to build an army of deadly pony drones, and online, it appears the call to action has been heard. The pony war rhetoric has been reaching a fever pitch on Twitter. One thing is certain, if New Hampshire does not quickly change its laws to prevent a deranged madman’s out-of-state yahoo security force from legally using deadly force, we will surely witness the absolute cutest most adorable mass slaughter of human beings ever committed by ponies.

UPDATE:
Unlike the Vermin Supreme campaign, the Donald Trump campaign has already used this law to justify the assault of Rod #EpsteinDidntKillHimself Webber. And while Vermin Supreme’s pony drones would nuzzle the entire population of New Hampshire to death en masse, the Trump campaign assaulted Rod #EpsteinDidntKillHimself Webber like deranged WWE LARPers. If you live in New Hampshire, you can contact your state legislator to support State Representative Chris Balch’s bills.

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